The Classified Tee
$32Heavyweight black cotton tee with a small chest logo.
Merch
Wear it. Sip it. Tell no one.
Off The Record Mug
$18Matte black 11oz ceramic mug. Fuel for the confession.
The Boardroom Tumbler
$4540oz insulated Stanley-style tumbler with handle and straw.
Recent episodes
EP 06 · Restaurants58 min
The Franchise Fees Nobody Talks About
A 40-location franchisee walks through exactly where the money goes — and who's skimming.
Guest: The Operator
EP 05 · Tech1 hr 12 min
Series B, Fake Revenue
How 'annualized' numbers get dressed up for investors, from someone who did it.
Guest: Founder X
EP 04 · Media47 min
Your Influencer Is Buying Followers
A seven-figure creator on brand deals, bot farms and the agencies that know.
Guest: The Creator